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Drunk Themselves Quotes: I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article
Drunk Themselves Quote: Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk.
Quotes about Drunk Themselves: There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and is being completely inappropriate. Or the super-loud, happy drunk, which is evidentially what I am.
Quote about Drunk Themselves: You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it-it's the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk. But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be drunk.
Drunk Themselves Sayings: I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.
Drunk Themselves Saying: You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind of girl I am. If I like a person, I'll tell them anything they want to know. Just ask me. Go ahead, ask me.
Sayings about Drunk Themselves: I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools.
Saying about Drunk Themselves: It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Drunk Themselves Quotes: I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're states and they get to do that. If people of one state want to be lighter on drunk drivers, they're wrong. That's their business.
Drunk Themselves Quote: Of course we got drunk!
Quotes about Drunk Themselves: Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.
Quote about Drunk Themselves: I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.
Drunk Themselves Sayings: More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.
Drunk Themselves Saying: Well I am still not drunk
Sayings about Drunk Themselves: Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says,
Saying about Drunk Themselves: He raised his brows.
Drunk Themselves Quotes: A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
Drunk Themselves Quote: the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk.
Quotes about Drunk Themselves: Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with
Quote about Drunk Themselves: Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.